Spam is a meat-powered superhero from the un-imaginative universe. He is a parody of Image Comics' Spawn.
Powers, Abilities and Weaknesses[]
Most of Spam's powers come from his cape of eternal meat, from which he can summon any type of meat product for his use as a weapon. He also has a natural ability to quip meat-related puns to confuse and infuriate his enemies.
Initial Era[]
Spam and Savage Fin-Guy
In the Initial Era, Spam first appears in Sprinkles the Psychotic Moose Volume 1, Number 33. Malice, in searching for enemies to fight Sprinkles, opened a portal to the un-imaginative universe and brought back Spam and Savage Fin-Guy.
Spam launches steaks, hams, balogna, and various other meats at Sprinkles from his cape of eternal meat. All the while, the two of them spit out one bad meat pun after another. Meanwhile Savage Fin-Guy, who doesn't seem so smart, is damn strong and is beating up on Jack. The bad jokes continue as Sprinkles and Spam fight until Anthrax (who was waiting in the bushes) can't take it anymore. He blasts into their direction. Sprinkles ducks, and the blast hits Spam, instantly diseasing all his meats. His cape sucks in Savage Fin-Guy, and wraps around himself, and Spam disappears, presumably back to the un-imaginative universe.